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Tape Measure Techniques You Won’t Learn in Fine Homebuilding

By Justin Fink
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Don’t tell me you’ve never tried this with your tape measure.

Recently found on YouTube, this short video clip captures two guys on the job site who have mastered the long-lost art of tape measure Kung-fu. Some of the commentors over onYouTube have concluded that this video is doctored, but I’m sure with a lot of practice all of these tape-measure moves could be done.

Now excuse me while I finish typing this blog post with my tape measure…

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  1. Jencar | Dec 28, 2009 02:48am | #1

    Love it! What kind of tape is he using? Are these guys practicing during their lunch hour? Where's the PM? or is the guy with the tape the PM? a video even a non-carp can enjoy!

  2. DamienF | Dec 28, 2009 04:14am | #2

    Fun and creative, but I am looking for a fishing line.

  3. gdonahue3382 | Dec 28, 2009 09:56am | #3

    Pretty good tricks.Do they get paid by the hour? Or are they peice workers?

  4. Texastutt | Dec 28, 2009 11:40am | #4

    Glad I'm not the one paying for that crew to build the house. Yea, I'd like to know where the site super is. Not like a free time is not ok but that Video took some major time to film.

  5. akjack | Dec 28, 2009 12:23pm | #5

    Beautiful Baby!! And to texastutt and gdonahue...Lighten up and get a life!!

  6. sonadavinci | Dec 28, 2009 01:54pm | #6

    Hey, frogs and chameleons find that technique pretty useful too.

  7. rockinroger | Dec 28, 2009 05:22pm | #7

    Not too shabby,but do they know how to read it?

  8. ChikWeid | Dec 29, 2009 08:01pm | #8

    I'm sure glad these clowns don't work for me. They didn't acquire this "skill" on coffee breaks.

  9. SawdustTechie | Jan 04, 2010 06:32pm | #9

    It screams fake along with their other vid: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IHGIwCHfESg

    Did enjoy it though, thanks for sharing! I like the fishing line comment!

  10. spazapple | Feb 15, 2010 10:59am | #10

    Geez, c'mon...it's just fun to watch these guys and nbd about the 'time-wasting.' Have we forgot that you do better work if you're not stressed out ALL the time (some stress is probably good for job quality). Hell, the grumps who've posted here are 'time-wasting' themselves by watching the damn thing in the first place. Doctor, heal thyself...
    Who hasn't worked on a site with a wisenheimer who lightens things up - granted, if these habits transfer to his hourly work, his share would be a cob job and bring the whole project down.

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