Lets face it: we live in an age where “bigger” is seemingly always “better.” Developers slap up oversized McMansions that are poorly built homages to gluttony, fast food joints seem to think that the average drink serving for a human being hovers somewhere around a gallon-and-a-half, and then you have this thing:
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• 87 Implements
• 141 Functions
• 2 Pounds
• 8.75″ Wide
• $1,400 |
Can someone PLEASE explain to me, the purpose of a Swiss Army knife that requires it’s own carrying satchel? Hell, even if you were to carry this thing around with you on the job site and found a need for the awl, how the heck would you ever find it?
And here’s the kicker: Wenger is “out of stock.” How on Earth does something this absolutely insane become sold out? I think I’ve got to fire off an email to Andy Rooney. Smells like a 60 Minutes whine-fest to me!
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Just one look at this thing makes my brain hurt.
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pushing the limits of the term "pocket knife"
How about:
• Trunk Knife
• Closet Knife
• Flatbed Trailer Knife
• Storage Locker Knife
Sheesh.
Pretty nice, but it only comes in red.
Can you get "This Thing" through security at most "Airports?"
Does it come with an INDEX? RED is fine!