I knew that would grab some attention…lol
I don’t know why I post here cause it’s never worked in the past but it is free so…
I need an apprentice/helper and a carp with tools and no smokers please. Sorry, but I found smokers spend too much energy thinking about the next break.
Cell phones stay in your car.
Sorry, but I wanna kill every time I see a helper checking his messages.
I’m on Long Island in NY.
Please list references besides you parents and siblings.
Be well its worth a shot
andy
The secret of Zen in two words is, “Not always so”!
When we meet, we say, Namaste’..it means..
- I honor the place in you where the entire universe resides,
- I honor the place in you of love, of light, of truth, of peace.
- I honor the place within you where if you are in that place in you
- and I am in that place in me, there is only one of us.
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Darn yer hard to work for - what about my sex breaks?
I quit!
;)
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Seeing how yer a repub.
one five minute break a year is ok
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"I think natural selection must have greatly rewarded the ability to reassure oneself in a crisis with complete bull$hit."
I'm Swiss!
LMAOor wood that be a fetish?
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"Wood"? That would be a fetish.
Don't forget, he probably won't let you drink on the job either...PAHS Designer/Builder- Bury it!
No smokin', no drinkin', no sexin', prety soon this job description will include no kiddin'What's a fellah to do?Hey Andy, You still got a sense of humour, dontcha?
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Hey Andy, You still got a sense of humour, dontcha?>>>>
Well put it this way Paul...When I go to church Sunday in the new suit I just bought I'll pray for you....then back to my basement where I have a lab set up. I'm trying to find the cure for cancer in my spare time.
Be the father the son and kiss my...I mean the holy ghost : )~
andyThe secret of Zen in two words is, "Not always so"!
When we meet, we say, Namaste'..it means..
I honor the place in you where the entire universe resides,
I honor the place in you of love, of light, of truth, of peace.
I honor the place within you where if you are in that place in you
and I am in that place in me, there is only one of us.
Damn! I might just qualify... but I don't actually do any physical labor. That won't be a problem, will it?
OH, just how far is Long Island from Colorado? You pay for commuting time and expenses, right?
Life and suffering are inseparable.
Yeh, no problem bro...If you get here and I'm not here I'll leave the money under the mat : )The secret of Zen in two words is, "Not always so"!
When we meet, we say, Namaste'..it means..
I honor the place in you where the entire universe resides,
I honor the place in you of love, of light, of truth, of peace.
I honor the place within you where if you are in that place in you
and I am in that place in me, there is only one of us.
Just the deal I been waitin for!Life and suffering are inseparable.
Is it o.k. if I bring my brother? He'll wait for me in the car, maybe listen to rap on the radio, or layout on the hood and catch some rays. Tell the chics how hot they are when they go by.
What is a cynic? A man who knows the price of everything and the value of nothing. Oscar Wilde./
Not a problemo...no cigs though unless he's on the hood of "his" car : )
I hate the smell. Herb is another ballgame though : )~~~~The secret of Zen in two words is, "Not always so"!
When we meet, we say, Namaste'..it means..
I honor the place in you where the entire universe resides,
I honor the place in you of love, of light, of truth, of peace.
I honor the place within you where if you are in that place in you
and I am in that place in me, there is only one of us.
Cool cause after we get done at your place we got to head straight to the club where we rap. Mind if I practice while I work? He might do a little warming up while he's waiting fo rme.
What is a cynic? A man who knows the price of everything and the value of nothing. Oscar Wilde./
dealThe secret of Zen in two words is, "Not always so"!
When we meet, we say, Namaste'..it means..
I honor the place in you where the entire universe resides,
I honor the place in you of love, of light, of truth, of peace.
I honor the place within you where if you are in that place in you
and I am in that place in me, there is only one of us.
Your just into middle age chunky rappers aint ya?
What is a cynic? A man who knows the price of everything and the value of nothing. Oscar Wilde./
Yeh, Sublime and The Chile PeppersThe secret of Zen in two words is, "Not always so"!
When we meet, we say, Namaste'..it means..
I honor the place in you where the entire universe resides,
I honor the place in you of love, of light, of truth, of peace.
I honor the place within you where if you are in that place in you
and I am in that place in me, there is only one of us.
You don't have real mountains there - I'm not comin'Quality repairs for your home.
AaronR ConstructionVancouver, Canada
chicks with mountains count?The secret of Zen in two words is, "Not always so"!
When we meet, we say, Namaste'..it means..
I honor the place in you where the entire universe resides,
I honor the place in you of love, of light, of truth, of peace.
I honor the place within you where if you are in that place in you
and I am in that place in me, there is only one of us.
You want the Taunton police to cut this off?
We got that scenery here, too, plus the other stuff.
BTW, I'm in the same position you are. It's a bummer!Quality repairs for your home.
AaronR ConstructionVancouver, Canada
They from Chickmount High?
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I spose this means I aint gettin' any help huh? : (
Thats OK....who ever it was'd peobably pizz me off anyway : )
Be only the lonely
andyThe secret of Zen in two words is, "Not always so"!
When we meet, we say, Namaste'..it means..
I honor the place in you where the entire universe resides,
I honor the place in you of love, of light, of truth, of peace.
I honor the place within you where if you are in that place in you
and I am in that place in me, there is only one of us.
This thread has been a breathe of fresh air!
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You listen to What? And you want to ride to Mississipi with me? You be in the BACK of the truck...
I once had a CD stuck in the truck player for two weeks - an Audobon disc of bird calls, hundreds of bird calls. Made for some strange looks at stop lights.
You listen to What? And you want to ride to Mississipi with me? You be in the BACK of the truck...I once had a CD stuck in the truck player for two weeks - an Audobon disc of bird calls, hundreds of bird calls. Made for some strange looks at stop lights.>>>>>>>I'm not the one listening to "hundreds" of bird calls...geezzz...now thats REALLY weird.
I think youre the duck calling the speaker quack...lol
a
The secret of Zen in two words is, "Not always so"!
When we meet, we say, Namaste'..it means..
I honor the place in you where the entire universe resides,
I honor the place in you of love, of light, of truth, of peace.
I honor the place within you where if you are in that place in you
and I am in that place in me, there is only one of us.
I once had a CD stuck in the truck player for two weeks - an Audobon disc of bird calls, hundreds of bird calls.
That sounds quite unique, even before the CD became stuck.
That's what I was thinking. Wonder if he'd burn me a copy?
Guys at work used to freak out when I'd pop in the peyote chants tape on long drives. I love weird stuff like that.
What is a cynic? A man who knows the price of everything and the value of nothing. Oscar Wilde./
Me too.Peyote chants ???
Are we there yet ?
Yea. You ever listen to grass dancing music? It's like that only more intense. The rythem is super intense. The best time to pop it in is about two in the morning when you ripping down the hiway headed for home. I always ride with the dash lights almost off and the chants wide open. It really gets in your head. You want to pass your exit everytime so it won't end.
What is a cynic? A man who knows the price of everything and the value of nothing. Oscar Wilde./
Never heard of any of it.Doesn't mean I wouldn't like to.=0)
Are we there yet ?
My Dad used to be into grass dancing music. (Still is al ittle just to pizz my mom off) He was born and raised around Wolf Point Montana. Spent most of his youth around one rez or another.
Rez's out west have dance competitions where they dance to drum beats and chants. They also have drum competitions where the technique is to keep a perfect rythym amongst your team.
The only tape I have left is the Peyote one. It's a cassette I'd have to root around until I found a device to duplicate the antque sob. I'll work on it. Faster then the other stuff I've been promising you. LOL Well maybe not.
What is a cynic? A man who knows the price of everything and the value of nothing. Oscar Wilde./
Cool !!Think I should start leaving no name no number calls on your caller id about all that stuff ??;o)
Are we there yet ?
HEy ya know what I just realized.....we aint in the Tavern. Its nice to meet in a different venue once in a while.The secret of Zen in two words is, "Not always so"!
When we meet, we say, Namaste'..it means..
I honor the place in you where the entire universe resides,
I honor the place in you of love, of light, of truth, of peace.
I honor the place within you where if you are in that place in you
and I am in that place in me, there is only one of us.
Yea it smells better here.
Night John boy.
What is a cynic? A man who knows the price of everything and the value of nothing. Oscar Wilde./
Yea it smells better here. >>>>
Probably cause I don't allow cigerette smoking...remember?
Night MAry Ellen
The secret of Zen in two words is, "Not always so"!
When we meet, we say, Namaste'..it means..
I honor the place in you where the entire universe resides,
I honor the place in you of love, of light, of truth, of peace.
I honor the place within you where if you are in that place in you
and I am in that place in me, there is only one of us.
I don't have to smell Sanchos pickled egg farts either.
Had to get up to let the dog out. Back to bed.
Night Jim Bob
What is a cynic? A man who knows the price of everything and the value of nothing. Oscar Wilde./
night grandpaThe secret of Zen in two words is, "Not always so"!
When we meet, we say, Namaste'..it means..
I honor the place in you where the entire universe resides,
I honor the place in you of love, of light, of truth, of peace.
I honor the place within you where if you are in that place in you
and I am in that place in me, there is only one of us.
Night grandma.
What is a cynic? A man who knows the price of everything and the value of nothing. Oscar Wilde./
night maThe secret of Zen in two words is, "Not always so"!
When we meet, we say, Namaste'..it means..
I honor the place in you where the entire universe resides,
I honor the place in you of love, of light, of truth, of peace.
I honor the place within you where if you are in that place in you
and I am in that place in me, there is only one of us.
went by Andy's house yesterday to check on his progress. when he says he needs help, he's not joking.
first, there's the 6" screws he used to attach the box locks.
then, there's the crown with the 12" patched piece right smack over the door.
then, there's not a single switch plate that isn't at 22.5 degrees leeward. Of course, that USED TO BE Andy's idea of plumb cause of the way he swayed when standing upright.
then there's the rooster motif in the kitchen. He says that's Katrina's favorite, which tells me that she's obviously in need of some additional cocks.
so if you have the time, Andy needs the help. bring shorter screws. :-)
And I'm the guy this numb nut is bringing to court to testify on his behalf next week...one minute I'm an "expert" witness and the next I'm schlocker? Maybe he figures being I know all the wrong way to do things I'd be perfect...what, is he a gluten for punishment? Wait'll the judge hears about all the contractors he's sued. And when the judge hears I use drywall screws to hang china cabinets and I roof starting from the top down he'll know I know what I'm doing..an expert..Obviously he has a Jones suing contractors....either that or he has this complex about being a shotty builder in his past life. My guess is that when he makes love this is what he closes his eyes and visualizes..lol....suing contractors.Don't tell his wife...although she probably closes her eyes and wishes she had a "real" man above her. I feel bad for her. she's such a nice woman too...go figure.
Now don't get me wrong...he's a pretty nice guy, but when he drives up your driveway in his Healy and the license plate says SU-BLDERS you might just have to be suspicious....and the money he made buying that car...you know who paid for it...contractors.
Makes you wonder how a guy has a beautiful tennis court and a beautiful pool but doesn't know how to swim or what love is...love? Loves to sue builders.
Outside of that he's a real sweetheart : )
Be a plaintiff with a paintbrush
andy
The secret of Zen in two words is, "Not always so"!
When we meet, we say, Namaste'..it means..
I honor the place in you where the entire universe resides,
I honor the place in you of love, of light, of truth, of peace.
I honor the place within you where if you are in that place in you
and I am in that place in me, there is only one of us.
Loves to sue builders
you lying sack of drecht. you know I don't sue builders.
just painters...
how am I ever going to sell you as an expert witness...if I can pull that off, I'm the best lawyer ever.
Namaste, bro. ;-)
Welllllllll, thats why I wondered why he thought Sublime and the Chile Peppers were weird. I mean I dig bird calls and all but calling the Peppers and Sublime off in the same paragraph as bird calls in your truck CD player...that REALLY had me confused...now Peyote chants, thats normal to me.
BE-wildered
andyThe secret of Zen in two words is, "Not always so"!
When we meet, we say, Namaste'..it means..
I honor the place in you where the entire universe resides,
I honor the place in you of love, of light, of truth, of peace.
I honor the place within you where if you are in that place in you
and I am in that place in me, there is only one of us.
He must be a weirdo. LOL
What is a cynic? A man who knows the price of everything and the value of nothing. Oscar Wilde./
I suppose that you won't like my bagpipe music either!
Boy, you people are strange. At least I know I was well brung up - even if I do hang out here. -G-
Don
Love the bagpipes.Big fan of the bagpipes.
What is a cynic? A man who knows the price of everything and the value of nothing. Oscar Wilde./
I want Bagpipes at my funeral
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Doesn't everybody?
What is a cynic? A man who knows the price of everything and the value of nothing. Oscar Wilde./
Well I did go see the Saw Doctors at Randells ISland with Van Morrison once...thats close to bagpipesThe secret of Zen in two words is, "Not always so"!
When we meet, we say, Namaste'..it means..
I honor the place in you where the entire universe resides,
I honor the place in you of love, of light, of truth, of peace.
I honor the place within you where if you are in that place in you
and I am in that place in me, there is only one of us.
My wife has a couple of those CDsButwhen she played them with the other birds she keeps in the house, they all get to peepin' and cheepin' and it sounds like an aviary in here.
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I can see that being a problem at nap time.
What is a cynic? A man who knows the price of everything and the value of nothing. Oscar Wilde./
A black bag makes'em think the sun went down so they shut up
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That's got to be a sight. Neighbor drops by there's all these birds with black bags over their heads. Terrorist training camp?
What is a cynic? A man who knows the price of everything and the value of nothing. Oscar Wilde./