Awesome joke someone sent me today – 5 Year old’s first job
5 year old’s first job
Here’s a truly heartwarming story about the bond formed between a little
5-year-old girl and some construction workers that will make you believe
That we all can make a difference when we give a child the gift of our time.
A young family moved into a house, next to a vacant lot. One day, a Construction crew turned up to start building a house on the empty lot.
The young family’s 5-year-old daughter naturally took an interest in all the
Activity going on next door and spent much of each day observing the workers.
Eventually the construction crew, all of them “gems-in-the-rough,” more or
Less, adopted her as a kind of project mascot. They chatted with her, let
Her sit with them while they had coffee and lunch breaks, and gave her little jobs to do here and there to make her feel important.
At the end of the first week, they even presented her with a pay envelope
Containing ten dollars. The little girl took this home to her mother who suggested that she take her ten dollars “pay” she’d received to the bank the next day to start a savings account.
When the girl and her mom got to the bank, the teller was equally impressed
And asked the little girl how she had come by her very own pay check at such a young age. The little girl proudly replied, “I worked last week with a real construction crew building the new house next door to us.”
“Oh my goodness gracious,” said the teller, “and will you be working on the
House again this week, too?”
The little girl replied, “I will, if those aholes at Home Depot ever
Deliver the f*in’ sheet rock…”
Kind of brings a tear to the eye – doesn’t it?
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True story.
Oldest Daughter is two. Easter Sunday at mass. Blonde headed angel dressed to the nines in a frilly dress as cute and innocent as a child ever was. She has a toy. She drops the toy once. Picks it up. She drops it again not much later and picks it up. We get to a point in the mass with the priest silently praying and the rest of the church is dead silent. She drops the toy again and over the top of the noise of the toy clanging around, you can clearly hear this little angel very loudly say "Dammit"
I pointed at her mother.
That joke sucked me right in! Thanks!