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Digging a toothbrush out of a toilet?

Gunner | Posted in General Discussion on November 23, 2007 08:25am

   Wife thinks she accidently dropped her old tooth brush in the toilet. She surmised this after it started flushing real slow. We have to use the plunger on every load now. The rest of the house drains good. So I tend to believe her. Is there any way to fish it out without removing the whole toilet?

 


 


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    Luka | Nov 23, 2007 08:52pm | #1

    Shoulder length rubber glove and lots of KY ?

    Of course, since her hands are probably smaller than yours, she may be able to reach it a lot easier ???

    ;o)


    A small, unexpected act of kindness, goes a long way.

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      Gunner | Nov 23, 2007 11:17pm | #8

          ICK!

          Man I need one of those good old fashioned neighborhood kids that's always wanting to earn a few bucks doing odd jobs. They don't make those anymore.

       

       

       "You can't roller skate in a Buffalo herd." Roger Miller

      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0x8B6C54ggY&feature=related

      Edited 11/24/2007 8:04 am ET by Gunner

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        Sphere | Nov 23, 2007 11:28pm | #9

        Money order please, no checks.

        She asked me how I could get you to post the most insane post of ever. 

        I told her for a 500.00$ , I could come up with it.  You get 200.00 as soon as we quit laffing..........Spheramid Enterprises Architectural Woodworks

        "If you want something you've never had, do something you've never done"

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          Gunner | Nov 23, 2007 11:37pm | #10

               I'll give you five hundred to dig this tooth brush out. If that's what it really is.

           

           

           "You can't roller skate in a Buffalo herd." Roger Miller

          http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0x8B6C54ggY&feature=related

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            Sphere | Nov 23, 2007 11:57pm | #15

            You got mail/  LOLSpheramid Enterprises Architectural Woodworks

            "If you want something you've never had, do something you've never done"

  2. alwaysoverbudget | Nov 23, 2007 08:57pm | #2

    first you could try a coat hanger,good luck.might try a wet dry vac and see if it would suck the water back and dislodge it. next you could do a toliet auger ,good luck,you might even push it farther down the line.

    go get a wax ring and new bolt kit and carry it out in the front yard ,turn  it upside down and know you got it. fun stuff,but doesn't cost much for the entertainment factor.

    be sure to place a order for your favorite dinner tonight. larry

    if a man speaks in the forest,and there's not a woman to hear him,is he still wrong?

  3. joeh | Nov 23, 2007 09:03pm | #3

    Gunner, ya cheap SOB, just buy her a new brush.

    Who'd want to use one that's been in the crapper?

    Joe H

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      Gunner | Nov 23, 2007 11:13pm | #6

         ROAR!   She just got a hundred dollar tooth brush. She's lucky she didn't drop that one or I WOULD make her reuse it. LOL

       

       

       "You can't roller skate in a Buffalo herd." Roger Miller

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      IMERC | Nov 24, 2007 02:49am | #19

      but why is Gunner having her brush her teeth in the crapper??? 

      Life is not a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and loudly proclaiming<!----><!----><!---->

      WOW!!! What a Ride!Forget the primal scream, just ROAR!!!

      1. joeh | Nov 24, 2007 02:52am | #20

        Don't want to know.

        Joe H

    3. BillBrennen | Nov 24, 2007 06:58am | #35

      Joe,I've got tears in my eyes! That has to be the funniest thing I've read here on Breaktime all year! Thanks.Bill

  4. BUIC | Nov 23, 2007 09:08pm | #4

        Is it possible it's caught in the first bend in the porcelain?

      I had something similar and was getting ready to pull the bowl.  Turned off the water, flushed to empty the tank, sponged the water out of the bowl and as I got it dry,  the item fell back into the bowl on it's own!

      Couldn't believe it, I rarely have that kind of good luck in a bad spot...buic

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      Gunner | Nov 23, 2007 11:15pm | #7

         I'll try that. I hope it is that easy. I frigging despise plumbing.

       

       

       "You can't roller skate in a Buffalo herd." Roger Miller

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  5. RobWes | Nov 23, 2007 09:25pm | #5

    Easier than looking for her ring. :-)

  6. Danno | Nov 23, 2007 11:38pm | #11

    Let that be a lesson to her--don't clean toilets with your toothbrush, unless you're in the Marines!

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      Gunner | Nov 23, 2007 11:44pm | #12

         Yea. And don't put a shelf above the toilet.

       

       

       "You can't roller skate in a Buffalo herd." Roger Miller

      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0x8B6C54ggY&feature=related

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        Luka | Nov 23, 2007 11:50pm | #13

        I don't even like having a counter near one.Only thing should be close to a terlit is toidy paper, and the library. And the library should be plenty secure...

        A small, unexpected act of kindness, goes a long way.

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          Gunner | Nov 24, 2007 02:14am | #16

             Word.

           

           

           "You can't roller skate in a Buffalo herd." Roger Miller

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        Luka | Nov 23, 2007 11:52pm | #14

        Of course, if you had a toaster terlit you wouldn't be having this problem. The toothbrush would be ashes long ago...

        A small, unexpected act of kindness, goes a long way.

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          Gunner | Nov 24, 2007 02:19am | #18

             I had the very same thought. LOL

           

           

           "You can't roller skate in a Buffalo herd." Roger Miller

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  7. Sasquatch | Nov 24, 2007 02:19am | #17

    So you pull the toilet.  It would probably be a good idea to repalce it with a new one anyway.  20 minutes max.  Less time than you spend fighting with it.

  8. Piffin | Nov 24, 2007 02:53am | #21

    Just kill the breaker to that toilet, put a lockout on it, and....oops wrong trade.
    I hate plumbing too, but this really is an easy one. Get the wax ring ready and shut off the supply, start discconnecting.

     

     

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      IMERC | Nov 24, 2007 02:59am | #22

      ya fergot to remind him to make sure the truck's fuel tank is topped off before he starts the reconnect sequence....

      so how many trips to the hardware store before it's completed??? 

      Life is not a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and loudly proclaiming<!----><!----><!---->

      WOW!!! What a Ride!Forget the primal scream, just ROAR!!!

      1. Piffin | Nov 24, 2007 03:28am | #23

        OK, I suppose he could drop the toilet on the way down the stairs and watch as it bounces all the way down to shatter on the sidewalk, then lose all the bolts while he is doing his "Aw Sh!t Dance".... 

         

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          IMERC | Nov 24, 2007 03:42am | #24

          and ruin the supply line gaskets or O rings and the shut off won't shut off and the new three replacements won't take and the tank gaskets won't seal any more because they got disturbed and the same for the tank bolt gaskets and the float won't float any more and the fill stem ruptures or won't pass water and the flip lever breaks off because it can and mounting bolts free spin and the flange is rotted away along with the rotted floor and the crack in the soil EL that he now has discovered and flapper gave up the ghost along with the rest of it not to mention the return trips for the right part cause the wrong one ya got was in the bin of the right ones ya needed and didn't notice it was the wrong stuff or to get another new one that works as advertised right out of the box cause the other ones from china don't work and this is all before he smashes the snot out of toilet and looses the mounting bolts....

           

          ya know...

          typical plumping type stuff...

           

          Life is not a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and loudly proclaiming<!----><!----><!---->

          WOW!!! What a Ride!Forget the primal scream, just ROAR!!!

          Edited 11/23/2007 9:16 pm by IMERC

          1. wrudiger | Nov 24, 2007 05:46am | #29

            ya, I've been there too - ROFLMAO!!

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            IMERC | Nov 24, 2007 05:55am | #31

            WTB most of us have... 

            Life is not a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and loudly proclaiming<!----><!----><!---->

            WOW!!! What a Ride!Forget the primal scream, just ROAR!!!

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            IMERC | Nov 24, 2007 06:49am | #32

            and we didn't even cover the collateral damge to the bathroom.. 

            Life is not a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and loudly proclaiming<!----><!----><!---->

            WOW!!! What a Ride!Forget the primal scream, just ROAR!!!

          4. wrudiger | Nov 24, 2007 06:56am | #33

            True - I tend to forget about that part till I'm in the middle of clean-up and realize what I've just done to myself :-(

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            IMERC | Nov 24, 2007 06:58am | #34

            so what would it take to send a utube film crew to gunners crib????

              

            Life is not a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and loudly proclaiming<!----><!----><!---->

            WOW!!! What a Ride!Forget the primal scream, just ROAR!!!

          6. Novy | Nov 24, 2007 10:34am | #38

            That was mean Marty..... 

            On a hill by the harbour

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            IMERC | Nov 24, 2007 05:35pm | #44

            not mean...

            that's plumbing... 

            Life is not a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and loudly proclaiming<!----><!----><!---->

            WOW!!! What a Ride!Forget the primal scream, just ROAR!!!

          8. Novy | Nov 25, 2007 10:58pm | #57

            Yep. That's why I hire plumbers.

            I have at least 3 " Great Moments In Plumbing" stories from when I was young and brave............... 

            On a hill by the harbour

          9. Snort | Nov 26, 2007 01:25am | #61

            I hate plumbing... yesterday morning Sherry says her sink's draining slowly... of course, she's been saying this for a few months, but she was extra pitiful, and I was feeling benovolent with my handyman powers.Took apart the traps to both sinks, I was feeling so powerful... but that wasn't enough, there was still gunk around the lifter lever things, but they're real easy to get off... one just wasn't easy to get back on, so I pulled the tailpiece off for a better look. Cheap plastic chinese threaded part was a little stripped, figured I could force everything back. An hour and a half later I had, ran some water and now it leaked around the drain. Got that apart and the plumber's putty crumbled out... kinda like the putty left in the tub in my plumber's kit...dang.Okay, time for a trip to the hardware store. Get in the truck, back up, notice Sherry hollering from the porch. I just ran over the dog. Dog isn't too pissed, doesn't try to bite me, and only limps a little. Two sinks are torn up, Carolina's playing dook, I've got to go. Ace is a lot closer than Lowe's, even if it is going to cost me. As I pulled into the parking lot, I saw a fresh load of 30 buck Xmas trees at Food Lion. Two birds with one stone, things are looking up.Ace has at least 10 different drain assemblies, but no single tailpiece with the flipper thing. I pick one for $8.49, not bad, even if the little tub of putty's 2 and a half beans. Checkout person's a trainee, but seems like a fast learner until the drain rings up for $19.95...whoa. Manager wants to charge me that, but grudgingly goes back to the rack to see if I'm just trying to get a deal. She feels like she has to take the sku number thing back to register, but can't get it off the hook. 15 mins later she verifies the price is $8.49.Get to Food Lion, find a tree, cut off the tag, and drop my knife in the tree. No amount of shaking, bopping, or hopping would get it out. Pay for the tree, try to rattle the knife out, then just start hauling the tree to the truck. Halfway there, I hear the knife fall out in the parking lot thruway. Get to the truck, balance the tree, open the back, tree slides right in, nice. I go back to find the knife, being on the lookout for any driving dogs, and there it is, and it hasn't even been run over...yeees.Get back to the house, and the dog actually comes up to the truck to see me. Inside, Carolina's losing to dook, but I've got plumbing parts, which eventually do all fit together watertightly. Dook misses two fieldgoals, Carolina comes back, the dog lays in front of the woodstove, and I haven't missed dinner, but I still hate plumbing. How can anything that looks so easy, take $300 of my time? Now, after you break your toilet, look on Craig's List for an old hi volume mother<G> Winterlude, Winterlude, my little daisy,

            Winterlude by the telephone wire,

            Winterlude, it's makin' me lazy,

            Come on, sit by the logs in the fire.

            The moonlight reflects from the window

            Where the snowflakes, they cover the sand.

            Come out tonight, ev'rything will be tight,

            Winterlude, this dude thinks you're grand.

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            Gunner | Nov 26, 2007 01:43am | #62

                Man I looked at it today. I don't really think about it too much until I have to use it. Then I remember, "Oh yeah I need to fix that before it backs up and runs all over my feet." But then I'm so grossed out by what I just dropped in there that I don't want anything to do with it.

               So I finally drained it and found some rubber gloves and stuck my hand up inside of it. (Reminded me of a doc digging a kid out.) No luck. So I got a coat hanger out and straightened it. Started trying to get that coat hanger up in there as far as I could. (Reminded me of a midnight abortionist )which is what I was trying to do. Still no luck. By this time the wife needed to use it again. So I filled it full of water and walked away. She screamed when she sat down. In all my shaking and wiggling I had moved the plastic shims. Now it's all wobbly.  I hate plumbing more then you. After she used it and flushed it, it was still clogging up.

              Now I'm all grossed out again. I'm gonna be out of town all week, so it won't bug me again until next Friday. I don't want to just yank it out and put a new one in today because I have like twelve garbage bags full of leaves and an old door sitting out by the curb for the garbage man already. It just wouldn't look right if I stuck a toilet on top of the pile.

               I can't wait to move into this new house. It will have three bathrooms. I can just seal them off as they break down. It will be years before I have to fix any plumbing. :)

             

             

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          11. Piffin | Nov 26, 2007 02:11am | #63

            Just tell her to get it fixed while you are out of town!But boy are you in trouble now. You know that plumbers charge double when you try first and turn it into a basket case like this. 

             

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            Gunner | Nov 26, 2007 04:30am | #66

                I was thinking about what plumbers charge while I had my hand up in it's innards. Not enough was the answer I came up with. I would have to charge a lot of money to take the risk of touching poo.

             

             

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          13. Piffin | Nov 26, 2007 04:46am | #68

            Two sides to that...On the surface, I think, "Hey, I've touched worse for little or no money!"Then I remember my plumber who ended up with an infection in his knee after having to dig out a septic line and replacing it. 

             

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            Gunner | Nov 26, 2007 06:02am | #69

                Man I can't think of anything that's worse to touch.

             

             

             "You can't roller skate in a Buffalo herd." Roger Miller

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          15. Piffin | Nov 26, 2007 06:23am | #70

            Deliver a calf.Haul out the garbage and let the bag break.Empty a freezer that isn't freezing anymore and has old meat thawed in itRe-roof a restaurant where the grease exhaust hood hasn't been cleaned since Noah started eating meat.After that, pooh can be your friend
             

             

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            Jeff_Clarke | Nov 26, 2007 07:06am | #71

            I believe the technical term is . . . .  'spooge'   ;o)Jeff

          17. Piffin | Nov 26, 2007 07:17am | #72

            or "phewage" 

             

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            IMERC | Nov 26, 2007 07:24am | #73

            it's about impossible to tell the difference between the two when either hits the proverbiale fan... 

            Life is not a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and loudly proclaiming<!----><!----><!---->

            WOW!!! What a Ride!Forget the primal scream, just ROAR!!!

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            Gunner | Nov 26, 2007 12:09pm | #74

               You have a point.

             

             

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            McDesign | Dec 01, 2007 05:03am | #82

            <After that, pooh can be your friend>

            Saw this and thought of your friend -

            View Image

            Forrest

            Edited 11/30/2007 9:04 pm by McDesign

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            PeteDraganic | Dec 01, 2007 08:13pm | #95

            No matter how clean the toilet... especially in a stranger's house.. I swear I can always smell #### as I'm leaning over the crapper losening bolts and flicking pubes off my hands.

            OK, now I see they censored the word "yur-in"... WTF?

             

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            Gunner | Dec 01, 2007 08:48pm | #96

               Man I smell Yerine and see pube hairs on the ones in the store.  Plumbing just freaks me out.

             

             

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            BillHartmann | Dec 02, 2007 02:40am | #98

            When I am in Louisville I can extend my visit for an extra day to perform the Toiletectomy.Of course there will be EXPEN$E$ involved.Not that I am trying to make an any profit on this, but there are travel expenses that I will need to recoop.But I am on the east side of KC so that will help a little..
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            A-holes. Hey every group has to have one. And I have been elected to be the one. I should make that my tagline.

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            Gunner | Dec 02, 2007 02:46am | #99

               LOL What do you charge to touch another mans poo?

               Dammit this time we need to hook up. I'd really like to meet you. Give me some specifics, so I can make arraingments.

             

             

             "You can't roller skate in a Buffalo herd." Roger Miller

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          25. Sancho | Dec 02, 2007 02:50am | #100

            teach ya to play with a rubber duck while your dumping

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            Gunner | Dec 02, 2007 02:56am | #101

                I get this thing fixed I'm going to clean that bathroom out and nothings going back in it.

             

             

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            BillHartmann | Dec 02, 2007 03:06am | #102

            I have the slightest idea of what my schedule will be so I don't want to plan anything yet.But I did not make it to Mazzoni's last year. My niece and husband usually go with me, but they are divorcing.I don't know of anyplace else to get GOOD rolled oysters. The Lousille chain see food restraunt (can't remember the name) used to have them, but they wheren't that good.http://www.epinions.com/trvl-review-2A25-A86040C-38E38B88-prod4" Restaurants that have been in business for more than a century are rare. Louisville, Kentucky has two. The better known of the two is Mazzoni's Cafe, located at 2804 Taylorsville Road, across from Bowman Field. The original Mazzoni's Cafe opened at Third and Market Streets in 1884.During the last quarter of the nineteenth century bars often offered "free" food to entice their liquor patrons to stay a while longer. Mazzoni's was unique in offering an entirely new "comfort food" item (invented by the restaurant's founder, Phillip Mazzoni)...the rolled oyster. Made only with Chesapeake Bay oysters, the rolled oyster is about the size of your fist and consists of a cracker crumb batter that is rolled around four or five oysters and deep fried. The outside of the rolled oyster turns a lovely golden brown, but inside the oysters are bursting from the heat and permeating the breading with the taste and smell of fresh oysters.When prohibition became the law of the land in 1919, Mazzoni's Cafe was able to survive the ban against selling liquor because the reputation of their rolled oysters had spread all over the city. Many patrons came not for the drinks and bar talk, but for the rolled oysters and white bean soup. The "free" rolled oysters that had accompanied each beer for more than thirty years, were now two for a nickel. Mazzoni's prospered during prohibition and a new generation of Louisvillians patronized the small downtown cafe.Mazzoni's became one of the three or four most popular downtown "lunch" locations during the years between the two world wars. Mayors, Judges, politicians, prominent businessmen, cops, and shoppers filled the restaurant daily. Tommy Long, the "sizzling Southpaw" a famous Louisville baseball player best known for striking out Babe Ruth three times in one day, became a co-owner in 1942 and managed the restaurant until 1966. "I remember the market st location. And the only reason that the healt department let them stay in business was the free booze.The new place is only slightly better. But that adds to the flavor..
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            A-holes. Hey every group has to have one. And I have been elected to be the one. I should make that my tagline.

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            Luka | Dec 02, 2007 03:51am | #103

            "My niece and husband usually go with me, but they are divorcing."Your husband is divorcing your neice ?;o)Not that there's anything wrong with that...

            Everybody is born a hero.

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            BillHartmann | Dec 02, 2007 03:53am | #104

            Don't forget that I am from Kentucky and we learnt our ways from Indiana..
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            A-holes. Hey every group has to have one. And I have been elected to be the one. I should make that my tagline.

            Edited 12/1/2007 7:54 pm by BillHartmann

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            Luka | Dec 02, 2007 04:06am | #105

            Hoosierdaddy ?;o)

            Everybody is born a hero.

          31. Scott | Dec 02, 2007 07:04am | #107

            "My niece and husband usually go with me, but they are divorcing."

            My oh my, this thread certainly has it's twists and turns....

            : )

            Scott.Always remember those first immortal words that Adam said to Eve, “You’d better stand back, I don’t know how big this thing’s going to get.”

          32. Piffin | Dec 02, 2007 04:45pm | #108

            I think I would be looking for a divorce too if I were dragged into being part of a plumbing threesome 

             

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            Gunner | Dec 02, 2007 04:36am | #106

               I don't think I've ever heard of Mazzonis. But I have them down on my list now. I love anything to do with Oysters. And I really love rolled oysters. I'll go with ya.

               The other restaurant your thinking of is King Fish.

             

             

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          34. Snort | Nov 26, 2007 02:16am | #64

            I got a job at the local Howard Johnson's motel when I was 16. Seems it was a very active place, every time a room was rented, next day the toilet had to be yanked and wax seal replaced... man, I got quick at that. Sure was glad when the next kid got hired and I got bumped up to rubber raker... out door work 'n all <G> Winterlude, Winterlude, my little daisy,

            Winterlude by the telephone wire,

            Winterlude, it's makin' me lazy,

            Come on, sit by the logs in the fire.

            The moonlight reflects from the window

            Where the snowflakes, they cover the sand.

            Come out tonight, ev'rything will be tight,

            Winterlude, this dude thinks you're grand.

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            Gunner | Nov 26, 2007 04:33am | #67

               I'm gonna have to do it when I get back into town. I'm just gonna have to. I'd like to be drunk when I do it. But then again with only one toilet in the house I don't want to screw it up. Then get a DUI on my way to the hardware store. :) I'd rather have electric problems. You don't have to touch poo to fix electric problems.

             

             

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          36. Scott | Nov 26, 2007 04:18am | #65

            >>>I can just seal them off as they break down. It will be years before I have to fix any plumbing. :)

            Hahahahaha....Always remember those first immortal words that Adam said to Eve, “You’d better stand back, I don’t know how big this thing’s going to get.”

  9. McPlumb | Nov 24, 2007 04:36am | #25

    CAUTION!!!  Do not try this at home, call a licensed proffessional.

    1. andyfew322 | Nov 24, 2007 05:00am | #26

      yes and pay about 1000000 dollars a second. LOL

  10. Scott | Nov 24, 2007 05:26am | #27

    Allright you guys, I'm losing track of who's serious and who's joking! Gunner, have you tried the dentist's mirror trick? Stick the mirror down in the water and look upward into the trap. Might help you with fishing. Otherwise, take it off and get out the rubber gloves.

    Scott.

     

    PS... I'm sure your dentist won't mind lending you a mirror for this purpose.

    Always remember those first immortal words that Adam said to Eve, “You’d better stand back, I don’t know how big this thing’s going to get.”



    Edited 11/23/2007 9:29 pm by Scott

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      Luka | Nov 24, 2007 05:40am | #28

      I'll never go to YOUR dentist !You never know where his mirrors have been...

      Everybody is born a hero.

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      Gunner | Nov 24, 2007 03:56pm | #40

         NICE! I think I've got one of those around here somewhere.

       

       

       "You can't roller skate in a Buffalo herd." Roger Miller

      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0x8B6C54ggY&feature=related

      1. Piffin | Nov 24, 2007 04:11pm | #41

        Down periscope 

         

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        1. DanH | Nov 24, 2007 04:13pm | #42

          Gad!! The strangest things turn you on!
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            IMERC | Nov 24, 2007 06:13pm | #45

            at least he didn't suggest a snorkle... 

            Life is not a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and loudly proclaiming<!----><!----><!---->

            WOW!!! What a Ride!Forget the primal scream, just ROAR!!!

          2. Piffin | Nov 24, 2007 06:47pm | #47

            Now there's an idea!He can take his wet/dry shopvac and a small hose.
            Set it up for wet sucking.If this toothbrush is jammed in there and has been slowing the flow, that means there is TP and "stuff" hung up on it, making it big enbough that a suction nozzle could possibly get a grip on it.or maybe a nice Honda engine on a mudpump running there in the bathroom...think that'll teach her to drop her brush down the hole? 

             

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            IMERC | Nov 24, 2007 06:51pm | #48

            cap the vents...

            add a ball valve to the vent stack...

            put one in the outlet line too...

            charge up really large air tank with a couple of hundred PSI...

            hook that to the ball valve...

            now you got a way to back flush... 

            Life is not a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and loudly proclaiming<!----><!----><!---->

            WOW!!! What a Ride!Forget the primal scream, just ROAR!!!

          4. Piffin | Nov 24, 2007 06:55pm | #49

            "Honey, stand here in front of the throne and let me know if anything comes out when I try this...";) 

             

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            IMERC | Nov 24, 2007 06:56pm | #50

            excellent... 

            Life is not a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and loudly proclaiming<!----><!----><!---->

            WOW!!! What a Ride!Forget the primal scream, just ROAR!!!

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            IMERC | Nov 24, 2007 06:58pm | #51

            sure beats ripping the toilet out and spilling that can can of worms... 

            Life is not a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and loudly proclaiming<!----><!----><!---->

            WOW!!! What a Ride!Forget the primal scream, just ROAR!!!

          7. DanH | Nov 25, 2007 02:41am | #52

            There's a can of worms in there too?
            If your view never changes you're following the wrong leader

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            IMERC | Nov 25, 2007 03:02am | #53

            with plumbing.... several....

            or where's there water there's fishing....

             

            ever hear of sewer bass???? 

            Life is not a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and loudly proclaiming<!----><!----><!---->

            WOW!!! What a Ride!Forget the primal scream, just ROAR!!!

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            IMERC | Nov 25, 2007 05:28am | #54

            realistically... he could end up back at the water main as a results of attempting plumbing repairs... 

            Life is not a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and loudly proclaiming<!----><!----><!---->

            WOW!!! What a Ride!Forget the primal scream, just ROAR!!!

          10. DanH | Nov 25, 2007 05:55am | #55

            Or in the sewer.
            If your view never changes you're following the wrong leader

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            IMERC | Nov 25, 2007 06:13am | #56

            that's the part he started with... 

            Life is not a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and loudly proclaiming<!----><!----><!---->

            WOW!!! What a Ride!Forget the primal scream, just ROAR!!!

          12. drystone | Dec 02, 2007 02:32am | #97

            I once had dealings with a blocked toilet.  Being late in the afternoon at the weekend one guy laid down his beer and decided that the only way to clear it was to stick a fire hose down it.  We watched from a distance as pink toilet paper and water exploded into the room.  The blockage was shifted.  We used the firehose, at a reduced pressure, to clean the man.

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          Gunner | Nov 24, 2007 04:29pm | #43

             SNORK!

           

           

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  11. DanH | Nov 24, 2007 05:46am | #30

    Depends on where it's caught, but likely you need an auger with an open tip that'll snag the toothbrush. Worst case you won't be able to remove it at all, even with the toilet removed.

    Here's a typical toilet gooseneck. Obviously the most likely place for the toothbrush to hang up is that area in the back that's inaccessible.

    View Image

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    1. rasconc | Nov 24, 2007 07:10am | #36

      If it is just a toothbrush and he can't snag it, if he will turn it upside down, tie a sinker or other similar smooth weight to a stout cord.  Drop it through from bottom, tie a small rag (making sure it is small enough to pass-sort of like other things that pass) to the other end, making sure it is tied very securely and enough leftover cord to pull it back if it gets stuck.

      Pull it through towards the bowl, it should get it out.  I have used a cut-off washing machine hose pushed through from bottom also.

       

    2. TomC | Nov 24, 2007 08:30am | #37

      Now that I've got a good look at it I think it's a conspiracy that they make the last section so crooked.

  12. danski0224 | Nov 24, 2007 03:46pm | #39

    If you had a Testo 318-V video inspection scope, you could actually see it in there :)

    1. Sasquatch | Nov 24, 2007 06:16pm | #46

      Of course the Ridgid snake scope would get in there for a look for $199.

      Or I guess a fella could seal a small camera in plastic, attach a string, set up a 10 sec delay, and flush it down the toilet, hoping to get the right angle!

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    JeffBuck | Nov 26, 2007 12:20am | #58

    this all sounds like too much work.

     

    why not just plan on selling the house ...

    maybe think about having new built?

     

    don't take the chance on buying used ...

    former owners may have a toothbrush stuck in one of the toilets.

     

    Jeff

        Buck Construction

     Artistry In Carpentry

         Pittsburgh Pa

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      Gunner | Nov 26, 2007 01:24am | #60

         PURE GENIUS!

       

       

       "You can't roller skate in a Buffalo herd." Roger Miller

      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0x8B6C54ggY&feature=related

  14. WoodShopGuy | Nov 26, 2007 12:37am | #59

    Run out about 4 to 6 feet of floss and flush it -- one or more times (while holding onto one end of course!).

    That stuff gets into areas a brush can't. Should then just be a fishing/retrieval operation.

    Cheers!

    :-)

  15. WoodShopGuy | Nov 27, 2007 03:34am | #75

    Matter of fact, talking about fishing, may want to tie some small treble hooks to that dental floss before flushing them -- possibly several times.

    Cheers!

    1. dovetail97128 | Nov 27, 2007 04:15am | #76

      So are you going to tell us the outcome of this saga or just keep dropping incomings?
      They can't get your Goat if you don't tell them where it is hidden.

      1. MikeHennessy | Nov 27, 2007 04:39am | #77

        You musta missed this one: 97445.64

        Mike HennessyPittsburgh, PA

        1. dovetail97128 | Nov 27, 2007 04:50am | #78

          Thanks, forgot about the Friday return date.
          They can't get your Goat if you don't tell them where it is hidden.

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            Gunner | Nov 27, 2007 05:01am | #79

               Yea I'm not gonna go rushing into this thing. It might fix itself if I goof around long enough.

             

             

             "You can't roller skate in a Buffalo herd." Roger Miller

            http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0x8B6C54ggY&feature=related

          2. DougU | Nov 27, 2007 03:07pm | #80

            Or you'll come home to a port-a-potty in the front yard!

            Not a good selling point either

            Doug

          3. joeh | Dec 01, 2007 04:06am | #81

            I'll be expecting a progress report at noontomorrow.

            No more excuses, we want to knooooooooooow about the poo you touched.

            Joe H

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            Gunner | Dec 01, 2007 05:15am | #83

               While I was gone the wife found her old toothbrush under the sink. So it's something else. Man I need a team of trained Sea horses and harnesses to help me out now. I'll have something done by noon tommorrow.Or I won't. Man I don't even want to think about it.

             

             

             "You can't roller skate in a Buffalo herd." Roger Miller

            http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0x8B6C54ggY&feature=related

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            McDesign | Dec 01, 2007 05:34am | #84

            Duuuude!

             

            Maybe it's that white squid stuff from that other guy's toilet - he heard you makin' fun!

            Forrest - finding my plunger

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            Gunner | Dec 01, 2007 05:52am | #85

               It could be anything.  Let's guess what's in Gunners toilet. Should be the new title of this thread. LOL

               We've plunged the sh................ well we've plunged that toilet to death. Guess I got to pull it.

               Be wondering how much an Asian Hooker charges to change a toilet?

             

             

             "You can't roller skate in a Buffalo herd." Roger Miller

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            Edited 11/30/2007 9:54 pm ET by Gunner

          7. BUIC | Dec 01, 2007 06:38am | #86

              You gotta pay plumbers rates and hooker rates combined!

              Could get ugly fast.   ;-}

               buic

          8. Scott | Dec 01, 2007 08:47am | #87

            >>>Be wondering how much an Asian Hooker charges to change a toilet?

            Are you suggesting it's a stuck chopstick?

            This is gettin' funnier by the day. Don't forget the dentist's mirror trick.

            Scott.Always remember those first immortal words that Adam said to Eve, “You’d better stand back, I don’t know how big this thing’s going to get.”

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            Gunner | Dec 01, 2007 10:49am | #89

               Yea I have to dig my mirror up and see if that helps. I don't think it will since I had a coat hanger in there already and didn't find anything.

             

             

             "You can't roller skate in a Buffalo herd." Roger Miller

            http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0x8B6C54ggY&feature=related

          10. DanH | Dec 01, 2007 03:30pm | #91

            And a coat hanger.
            If your view never changes you're following the wrong leader

          11. MikeHennessy | Dec 03, 2007 02:25am | #109

            Man, if this ain't a perfect excuse to head over to HD and pick up one of those Rigid See Snakes, I don't know what is!

            Hey, new tool time!

            Mike HennessyPittsburgh, PA

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            Gunner | Dec 03, 2007 06:05am | #110

                Good idea. I might do that when I get back home.

             

             

              We do not inherit the earth from our Ancestors, we borrow it from our children. Native American Proverb

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          13. LarKor | Dec 03, 2007 07:38am | #111

            Had this same toothbrush fiasco happen by the ex-wife 20 years ago.  She mentions she dropped it after the damn crapper is backing up with toilet paper and her poop.

            Was unable to free the toothbrush with a snake.  So I bailed out the toilet and the tank (woundn't you know a new one of those blue tablets was disolving in the tank?).  Anyway after staining my hands trying to remove the blue tablet, I pulled the bowl off the flange.  The toothbrush had neatly seated itself at the bottom opening of the porcelean flange opening.  I had to push it up and sideways to get it out.

            Yuck.  

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            Luka | Dec 03, 2007 08:27am | #112

            Is now a good time to wonder why health care technicians only get minimum wage ?(Health care technicians being those who wipe grampa's arse, change his diaper, clean the bedpans, and worse...)

            Everybody is born a hero.

          15. DanH | Dec 03, 2007 02:01pm | #113

            Because they have no negotiating power. Most work for the government, or on government-dictated terms, and so their wages are set by people who believe the only good tax is a dead tax.
            If your view never changes you're following the wrong leader

          16. DougU | Dec 03, 2007 02:58pm | #114

            HEATH CARE TECHNICIANS UNITE!!!

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            Luka | Dec 03, 2007 04:26pm | #115

            Man, I haven't had a heath bar in a loooooong time.

            Now I'm snowed in AND craving a heath bar.Thanks fer nuttin'.;o)

            Everybody is born a hero.

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            IMERC | Dec 03, 2007 07:42pm | #116

            HUSBAND: When I get mad at you, you never fight back.    How do you control your anger?WIFE : I clean the toilet....HUSBAND: How does that help ?WIFE : I use your toothbrush..... 

            Life is not a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and loudly proclaiming<!----><!----><!---->

            WOW!!! What a Ride!Forget the primal scream, just ROAR!!!

          19. rez | Dec 03, 2007 09:53pm | #117

            Ya need to connect a plumber's snake to yer drill. That 12volt Panasonic can do anything! 

          20. JohnT8 | Dec 03, 2007 10:32pm | #118

            120 posts on a toothbrush in a toilet?!  That's it, I'm sneaking over to your new house and dropping an old toothbrush into all three of your new toilets!

             jt8

            "It is difficult to get a man to understand something when his salary depends on his not understanding it." --Upton Sinclair

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            Luka | Dec 03, 2007 10:49pm | #119

            For this kind of entertainment, you can afford to use new toothbrushes.

            Everybody is born a hero.

          22. Piffin | Dec 04, 2007 01:27am | #120

            Top it off by flushing a Ted Turner wig;) 

             

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            Gunner | Dec 14, 2007 12:53am | #121

               Today I tackled my fears and phobias. I Pulled the Toilet! I took it out in the backyard and turned it upside down took the hose to it, And sprayed the #### out of it. Nothing came out. I decided I needed a new flange, and I had to go number 1  so I went to Lowes and picked one up, and dropped some off. Got back, put the whole thing together. The wife got home from work and gave it a try. She says it still isn't flushing right. :( I haven't actually tested it with "product" of my own and I din't want to have to look at hers so I took her word for it. She might be expecting more I don't know. I'll test it after dinner. But for now I have to believe her.

              I called my brother who works for a plumbing contractor and asked him. WTF? He said something has to be stuck in there. He said that he would come over and pull it this weekend and snake it with his closet snake.

               I know your asking me why I didn't call him sooner. My wife did have him come over and look at it the other day. He said that he would pull it and take care of it this weekend. I was trying to save him the trouble.

             

             

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          24. DanH | Dec 14, 2007 12:57am | #122

            Is it limed up? Check the slots around the underside of the rim, and the jet at the bottom of the bowl, and make sure they're clear and allowing water to flow.
            If your view never changes you're following the wrong leader

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            Gunner | Dec 14, 2007 01:23am | #124

               Will do. Thanks.

             

             

            "If we don't succeed, we run the risk of failure." Dan Quayle.

            http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0x8B6C54ggY&feature=related

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            IMERC | Dec 14, 2007 01:06am | #123

            it may be a lime problem in the basin jet...

            dump lye in it and let it soak over night... 

            Life is not a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and loudly proclaiming<!----><!----><!---->

            WOW!!! What a Ride!Forget the primal scream, just ROAR!!!

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            Gunner | Dec 14, 2007 01:24am | #125

              Hmm. Why didn't Dan think of that? :)

             

             

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            IMERC | Dec 14, 2007 01:31am | #126

            too many other thought proccesses in on progress...

            why wasn't it thought of it 125 posts ago...

            BTW... lye will disolve just about anything trapped in there..

            treat it as very caustic....

            you may need more than one application... 

            Life is not a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and loudly proclaiming<!----><!----><!---->

            WOW!!! What a Ride!Forget the primal scream, just ROAR!!!

          29. DanH | Dec 14, 2007 01:35am | #127

            Not lye, acid. A gallon of cheap vinegar, after emptying the bowl and tank and using some glazing compound to plug up all the openings.
            If your view never changes you're following the wrong leader

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            IMERC | Dec 14, 2007 01:43am | #128

            if there is something in the trap the lye will disolve it...

            vineagar for the lime...

            so vineagar 1st...

            lye second... 

            Life is not a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and loudly proclaiming<!----><!----><!---->

            WOW!!! What a Ride!Forget the primal scream, just ROAR!!!

          31. DanH | Dec 14, 2007 01:48am | #129

            Uh, maybe you should suggest a quick rinse between the two?
            If your view never changes you're following the wrong leader

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            IMERC | Dec 14, 2007 01:50am | #131

            no...

            film at at 11 would be better... 

            Life is not a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and loudly proclaiming<!----><!----><!---->

            WOW!!! What a Ride!Forget the primal scream, just ROAR!!!

          33. Piffin | Dec 14, 2007 06:42am | #140

            I got it!vinegar, lye and baking soda just before Guner sits down on it...;) 

             

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            IMERC | Dec 14, 2007 07:20am | #145

            that's us....

            than should hold the top spot on CNN for at least a week.... 

            Life is not a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and loudly proclaiming<!----><!----><!---->

            WOW!!! What a Ride!Forget the primal scream, just ROAR!!!

          35. DonCanDo | Dec 14, 2007 01:49am | #130

            The next time you have it off, maybe you could try running a rope through it, tie a rag to the rope and pull it back through.  If anything is in there, that should snag it.  Play it safe and tie a rope to the other end of the rag... if it gets stuck, at least you can pull it back out.

          36. JohnT8 | Dec 14, 2007 02:08am | #132

            Hope he doesn't find anything embarrassing.  That item you lost from Don's Sex Emporium or such ;)

             jt8

            "It is difficult to get a man to understand something when his salary depends on his not understanding it." --Upton Sinclair

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            Gunner | Dec 14, 2007 02:15am | #133

               No. All that stuff is hanging on a peg board with outlines around each one where it goes so we can tell if something is missing.

             

             

            Be wishing we had done that with more stuff.

             

             

            "If we don't succeed, we run the risk of failure." Dan Quayle.

            http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0x8B6C54ggY&feature=related

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            BillHartmann | Dec 14, 2007 05:53am | #134

            Simple test to see if it is a drainage problem or a flushing problem.Get a bucket with about 3 gals of water in it. And dump it into the toilet.If the drain and vent are clear it will quickly flush. If it does then something is imhibiting the flow of water into the bowl. Likely limed up rim holes or jet hole. But I have heard of cases with the remain of a "cleaning cake" down in the jet and even a penny..
            .
            A-holes. Hey every group has to have one. And I have been elected to be the one. I should make that my tagline.

          39. DougU | Dec 14, 2007 05:56am | #135

            Gunner

            Learned this trick from Tim Mooney. He would dry the stool out, duct tape around the underside flange(to plug the holes) and then dump some muriatic acid(he might have suggested dissolving it with some water but I used it full strength) down the tank, that stuff will eat up any built up lime. I don't remember how long he left the stuff sit, I left it there "just long enough", cant really say but I think you'd get a feel for it!

            You could also use some down the shoot to dissolve any build up in there.

            I've used this method from Mooney and it will make an old plugged up stool new again.

            Caution, this stuff is caustic, among other things its used to clean the mortar off of bricks.

            Doug

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            IMERC | Dec 14, 2007 06:00am | #136

            did it eat up all the gaskets and seats in the tank??? 

            Life is not a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and loudly proclaiming<!----><!----><!---->

            WOW!!! What a Ride!Forget the primal scream, just ROAR!!!

          41. dovetail97128 | Dec 14, 2007 06:26am | #137

            Nope but it rusted the nearby steel in the blink of an eye and left the aluminum with corrosion pits.
            They can't get your Goat if you don't tell them where it is hidden.

          42. DougU | Dec 14, 2007 06:32am | #138

            Nope, but maybe its a timming thing and I got lucky.

            Tim says that he does it all the time, dont recall if he has had any problems with  the seals/gaskets. If I could make this damn search function work properly I'd dig up the thread where Tim explained the process but we all know that aint gonna happen!

            I did pour my solution strait through the tank hole to avoid any problems,(trying to miss the rubber gaskets) I though the same thing when I did this because if the acid will take mortar off the brick I'd figure it would melt away a simple rubber gasket. I had zero problems.

            I've only did it twice so I'm no expert, have to check with the Mooney Man!

          43. DanH | Dec 14, 2007 01:38pm | #147

            Lye is more likely to damage the rubber. Reasonably mild acid won't harm it, with brief exposures. Acid will, of course, corrode metal.
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            Gunner | Dec 14, 2007 03:15pm | #150

               Believe it or not this toilet is about ten or eleven years old. I was on the road in Wyoming and the sewer got plugged up. I called my brother (not the plumber brother) and asked him if he could take care of it. This is my Nephew Kodys Dad. So he and Kody are there and they dump some chemicals into it. Kody was chatting with me on AOL instant messenger and Timbo is watching TV. He dumps some stuff in it and watches TV until the commercial break. Goes back and sees it still ain't flowing so he dumps some different stuff in it. Goes back to the TV. Another commercial break and nothing going on. Dumps some more stuff. Kody and I are chit chatting when he types in "Oh #### your toilet just went boom." Then he signed off. No explanation or nothing. The bad thing is my wife walked in the door about two minutes before it blew and was talking to my brother who was bragging about unclogging the toilet. It didn't explode blew up. It cracked right up the side and disintegrated like one of those buildings when they implode them. Just fell down around itself.

              Of course my wife starts yelling at him. He's a chauvinist to the max and demands an apology. Then he threatens to leave if she doesn't shut up. Which only escalates her yelling fit. Then she calls me. There I am out in the middle of Wyoming trying to mediate between these two who are ready to kick each others azzes. It's a family classic at holidays now. At the time it wasn't. I actually felt a little guilty when I went and took a dump later.

               Anyway I had to tell you that, to tell you this. I'm a little paranoid about using chemicals in the toilet. The thought of muratic acid in the toilet scares me.

             

             

            "If we don't succeed, we run the risk of failure." Dan Quayle.

            http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0x8B6C54ggY&feature=related

          45. DanH | Dec 14, 2007 05:13pm | #151

            Yeah, the heat of strong chemicals, especially in combination, can crack the ceramic. This is one reason why I suggested cheap vinegar for starters.
            If your view never changes you're following the wrong leader

          46. Scott | Dec 15, 2007 08:37am | #154

            >>>"Oh #### your toilet just went boom." Then he signed off. No explanation or nothing.

            OMG...This has to be one of the most interesting threads evah.....

            Keep us posted.

            Scott.Always remember those first immortal words that Adam said to Eve, “You’d better stand back, I don’t know how big this thing’s going to get.”

          47. Piffin | Dec 15, 2007 12:23pm | #155

            So Mr Gunner, Are you saying that you have a history with this sort of a problem?
            How do you feel about that?
            sure thing, just lie back on my couch here and we'll see what memories we can flush out 

             

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          48. User avater
            Gunner | Dec 15, 2007 01:19pm | #156

               I tell you Doc everytime I hear a toilet flush I whimper like a girl.

             

             

            "If we don't succeed, we run the risk of failure." Dan Quayle.

            http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0x8B6C54ggY&feature=related

          49. McPlumb | Dec 15, 2007 06:37pm | #157

            A very clear case of Early Onset Flushophobia.

            Some sypmtoms may include.

            Anal retentiveness

            Enlarged midsection

            An aversion to touching pooh

            A pention toward bullsh!tting

            And occasionl urges to go in unusual places, such as in the woods without aide of any mechanical devices.

            While there are no current pharmacological remedies, one particular traditional home remedy is an oatmeal enema.

          50. rez | Dec 14, 2007 06:33am | #139

            just long enough

            Careful there Doug or they'll start accusing you of giving D-mix style directions. 

          51. DougU | Dec 14, 2007 07:02am | #142

            yea, vague but true!

             

          52. Piffin | Dec 14, 2007 06:46am | #141

            I have used muriatic too.Learned it from a guy who had a wicked scar across his face from it splashing on him 

             

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          53. DougU | Dec 14, 2007 07:05am | #143

            who had a wicked scar across his face from it splashing on him

            Yea, it is caustic.  I poured some in  the bowl at first and saw vapor rise off of it and that got my attention.

            when I did the next one I put my face shied on, cant afford to lose anything in the "looks" department. 

            Doug

          54. rez | Dec 14, 2007 07:11am | #144

            Remember using it to clean a concrete deck before painting.

            Knew it was some stuff when I removed the cap and saw wisps exiting from the neck of the container. 

          55. User avater
            FatRoman | Dec 15, 2007 09:07pm | #158

            You sure SeeYou hadn't been visiting before all this trouble started?http://forums.taunton.com/tp-breaktime/messages?msg=98288.4If you'd just reach up there with your hand and make sure there's not a clog, I promise that no one here will refer to you as 'The Proctologist'

          56. User avater
            Gunner | Dec 15, 2007 09:14pm | #159

               I did put on full chemical gear and face sheild and reached up in there but I couldn't get very far.

               Did you ever think you would see the day when you were conversing on the internet with a guy in another state about fisting a toilet? How wrong is that? I'm sure somewhere somebody would buy a video.

             

             

            "If we don't succeed, we run the risk of failure." Dan Quayle.

            http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0x8B6C54ggY&feature=related

          57. User avater
            FatRoman | Dec 15, 2007 09:36pm | #160

            LOL, yeah I'm sure that someone out there in this strange world has a fetish for somebody giving the reach-around to his beloved toilet.Still, if we can't solve the 'What is this stuff' thread, I'd at least like to know that everything in Gunnerland is running at full force.BTW, if you decide to mess around with muriatic acid, use some caution. I used to use it back in the lifeguarding days and it's some powerful stuff. Goggles, mask and gloves would be a good move. It will take the top layer off of you.

          58. User avater
            Gunner | Dec 15, 2007 09:40pm | #161

               I'd rather put in a new toilet then mess with Muratic acid. I hate to do that though because I'm having so much fun with this one. I'm thinking about naming it.

             

             

            "If we don't succeed, we run the risk of failure." Dan Quayle.

            http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0x8B6C54ggY&feature=related

          59. User avater
            Gunner | Dec 16, 2007 08:06pm | #162

            VICTORY!

                My big bro came over this morning with a new toilet and put it in. $25.00 for the toilet. Not bad eh?

               And there WAS a Damn toothbrush in there. I pulled  the old toilet while he was building the new one. I took it out in the back yard and gave it a tap with a hammer and volia there it was nestled up in the bendy things. I'm glad I didn't dump the chemicals in it now. You ought to see this new one flush. Pure poetry in motion man.

              I got so excited when I found it that I took it in to show the wife. I put it back in the approximate place I found it for the picture. The parties over. sigh.... I'm gonna kind of miss it.

             

             

             

            "If we don't succeed, we run the risk of failure." Dan Quayle.

            http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0x8B6C54ggY&feature=related

          60. User avater
            Sphere | Dec 16, 2007 08:12pm | #163

            Clean them poo stains off and she's all set to go.Spheramid Enterprises Architectural Woodworks

            "People that never get carried away should be"

          61. User avater
            Gunner | Dec 16, 2007 08:21pm | #164

               I'm gonna clean it up and sell it at a yard sale.

             

             

            "If we don't succeed, we run the risk of failure." Dan Quayle.

            http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0x8B6C54ggY&feature=related

          62. User avater
            Sphere | Dec 16, 2007 08:24pm | #165

            Just may recoup that 25$ after all. Snork.Spheramid Enterprises Architectural Woodworks

            "People that never get carried away should be"

          63. rez | Dec 16, 2007 08:31pm | #166

            Forget the yardsale, that's ebay material.

             I can see a profile of the virgin Mary in those bristles.

            Now that I think of it, the cracked bowl has one, too. Better put that up for auction along with the brush.

            HEY! A two-for-one sale!!!

             

            be 1 u can b1 2 

          64. User avater
            Gunner | Dec 16, 2007 08:35pm | #167

                Buy it now price of $7,000,000.00

               That will draw out the ecentrics.

             

              Be wishing now that I hadn't smashed it all up and thrown it in the garbage can.

             

             

            "If we don't succeed, we run the risk of failure." Dan Quayle.

            http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0x8B6C54ggY&feature=related

          65. User avater
            Luka | Dec 16, 2007 10:00pm | #168

            You threw it in the trash ???!!?Dangit ! I needed that toothbrush to trade for Piffin's antique nailgun !

            I would rather try to be kind, and fail miserably, than not care enough to try in the first place.

          66. User avater
            Gunner | Dec 16, 2007 10:08pm | #169

              Sorry. I could get some tongs and dig it back out if you really need it.

             

             

            "If we don't succeed, we run the risk of failure." Dan Quayle.

            http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0x8B6C54ggY&feature=related

          67. User avater
            Luka | Dec 16, 2007 10:18pm | #170

            Well get busy !It sounded like I really had him going on that offer !;o)

            I would rather try to be kind, and fail miserably, than not care enough to try in the first place.

          68. User avater
            Gunner | Dec 16, 2007 10:23pm | #171

              Uggh. I've got to find my rubber gloves and chemical suit again.

             

             

            "If we don't succeed, we run the risk of failure." Dan Quayle.

            http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0x8B6C54ggY&feature=related

          69. User avater
            FatRoman | Dec 16, 2007 10:58pm | #172

            Alright!! Glad that's resolved and we can now get back to how to Tyvek a house.And Rez beat me to the idea for the Virgin Mary reflection. Drat.'Man who say it cannot be done should not interrupt man doing it' ~ Chinese proverb

          70. dovetail97128 | Dec 16, 2007 11:21pm | #173

            Yep,
            and he proved you can claim that having sex with a toothbrush means you can claim it never happened you are still a virgin.
            They can't get your Goat if you don't tell them where it is hidden.

          71. User avater
            Gunner | Dec 17, 2007 02:25am | #174

            I'm putting a screen across the botto..............................Never mind that was a dumb idea.

             

             

            "If we don't succeed, we run the risk of failure." Dan Quayle.

            http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0x8B6C54ggY&feature=related

          72. User avater
            Sphere | Dec 17, 2007 02:31am | #175

            Tether the Tooth brushes!Spheramid Enterprises Architectural Woodworks

            "People that never get carried away should be"

          73. User avater
            Gunner | Dec 17, 2007 02:38am | #176

               No freaking doubt!

             

             

            "If we don't succeed, we run the risk of failure." Dan Quayle.

            http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0x8B6C54ggY&feature=related

          74. Shep | Dec 17, 2007 05:01am | #177

            OK, what's gonna be the next disaster-

            so far we've had the Tyvek, the ductwork, framing, etc. on the new digs...

            the tooth brush in the toilet in the old digs...

            its not gonna seem right without ya having something go wrong LOL

          75. Piffin | Dec 17, 2007 05:05am | #179

            The piano could fall on the pavement on moving day 

             

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          76. User avater
            Gunner | Dec 17, 2007 05:50am | #180

               It's only Sunday. There's a whole big long week out there waiting for me.

               And they are not disastors. They are adventures.

             

             

            "If we don't succeed, we run the risk of failure." Dan Quayle.

            http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0x8B6C54ggY&feature=related

          77. Piffin | Dec 17, 2007 05:04am | #178

            well, there goes another fine Gunner thread.But wait - before we go - I wanna know what she was doing with that brush to get the bristles that colour! No - maybe I don't...not if she was doing it over the toilet. 

             

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          78. User avater
            Gunner | Dec 17, 2007 05:53am | #181

               I think that's a result of it's enviroment for the last few weeks.

               Wanna know what ticks me off? When the toilet was screwed up I had to poop every two hours it seemed. Since it's fixed I haven't went once. I've hardly even had to do number 1. Kind of annoyed with my body right now.

             

             

            "If we don't succeed, we run the risk of failure." Dan Quayle.

            http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0x8B6C54ggY&feature=related

          79. Shep | Dec 17, 2007 05:58am | #182

            What??

            Its OK to poop in a broken, dirty toilet?

            But not in a new,clean, shiny one??

            You DID fit in well at Penn Station

            <G>

          80. User avater
            Gunner | Dec 17, 2007 06:01am | #183

               That's what I'm saying I can't figure it out. The wife didn't have a problem christening it. But for some reason I can't.

             

             

            "If we don't succeed, we run the risk of failure." Dan Quayle.

            http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0x8B6C54ggY&feature=related

          81. charlie4444 | Dec 17, 2007 11:35am | #188

            Seems a shame to lose the old toilet. 

            How about going ahead and naming it and turning it into a planter for the backyard?    For posterity?....so to speak?charlie -- "Count your blessings....it could always be worse!"

          82. User avater
            Gunner | Dec 18, 2007 03:19am | #189

               Garbage man hauled it to it's new home this morning.

             

             

            "If we don't succeed, we run the risk of failure." Dan Quayle.

            http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0x8B6C54ggY&feature=related

            Edited 12/17/2007 7:20 pm ET by Gunner

          83. charlie4444 | Dec 18, 2007 03:45am | #190

            lol...ah well.   There goes the end of a damn good story.charlie -- "Count your blessings....it could always be worse!"

          84. User avater
            Gunner | Dec 18, 2007 03:47am | #191

               Yea it probably deserved a better send off then that but I was in a hurry.

             

             

            "If we don't succeed, we run the risk of failure." Dan Quayle.

            http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0x8B6C54ggY&feature=related

          85. DougU | Dec 18, 2007 05:22am | #192

             Garbage man hauled it to it's new home this morning.

             A moment of silence  please 

             

          86. dovetail97128 | Dec 18, 2007 06:32am | #193

            I don't know man . Guy used it for his dumps all this time and then couldn't do it the courtesy of giving it it's last dump himself. Hired a stranger to do it.
            They can't get your Goat if you don't tell them where it is hidden.

          87. rez | Dec 17, 2007 08:10am | #187

            hehheh  Maybe that was gunner making all those funny noises that Dustin heard. 

          88. Piffin | Dec 17, 2007 06:32am | #184

            You think YOU are annoyed with your body now - Think how I feel about it! 

             

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          89. dovetail97128 | Dec 17, 2007 07:31am | #185

            I, for one , am not sure I want to think about how you feel about Gunners body .
            They can't get your Goat if you don't tell them where it is hidden.

          90. Piffin | Dec 17, 2007 07:53am | #186

            Well, I just came from the body harvesting thread.
            Thinking of trading mine in, but his probably won't fit.besides, it isn't even reconditioned with full factory warrantee. It's just plain used. 

             

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          91. DanH | Dec 01, 2007 03:29pm | #90

            Be getting a dentist's mirror stuck in there too.
            If your view never changes you're following the wrong leader

          92. Shep | Dec 01, 2007 04:02pm | #92

            You got more than 1 john in your house?

            Just abandon the clogged one, and leave it for the suckers who buy your place.

            See? Problem solved, without plumbers OR hookers>

            <G>

          93. User avater
            McDesign | Dec 01, 2007 04:10pm | #93

            <more than 1 john in your house?>

            Hey - I'm gettin' it - Johns . . . Asian hookers . . .

            Forrest

          94. User avater
            Gunner | Dec 01, 2007 04:19pm | #94

               No we only have the one toilet. Other wise I would do like you said. That's gonna be the great part about the new house. I have to clog up three toilets before I have to worry about it.

             

             

             "You can't roller skate in a Buffalo herd." Roger Miller

            http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0x8B6C54ggY&feature=related

  16. GOLDENBOY | Dec 01, 2007 09:05am | #88

    Had a similar situation myself about 25-30 years ago.  Except no one confessed to losing a toothbrush. 

    Toilet was flushing poorly.  Decided to lift it and auger out the line below.  Did that with little satisfaction.  Finally moving the toilet  from the lawn to put it back, accidentally tipped it over and a tooth brush, draped with paper, fell out.  Removing the TB definitely is the solution! Still no idea where the TB came from to this day.

    Good luck.  I think just replacing the toilet might be the easiest.

  17. bobbys | Dec 14, 2007 09:29am | #146

    had our terlit plugged i could not free it took it up but broke it wedged inside was a womans hair clip lodged perfect inside still could hardly get it out, It would NEVER have come out from above, rounded up the usual suspects but none would admit to the crime even having presented with the poo stained said hair clip, seeing right then and there even Scotland yard could not solve this crime nor 6 hours of water boarding i admited defeat but since then have put secret marks on all hair clips.

    1. User avater
      Gunner | Dec 14, 2007 02:45pm | #148

         Did any of them tell you where Osama was hiding while you had them in interagation?

       

       

      "If we don't succeed, we run the risk of failure." Dan Quayle.

      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0x8B6C54ggY&feature=related

      1. bobbys | Dec 14, 2007 07:20pm | #152

        Did any of them tell you where Osama was hiding while you had them in interagation?<<<<<<<< No but i found out she has a secret charge account at meyer and Franks with a outstanding balance of 657.00 for shoes, and she threw away my fav ripped up sweatshirt cause it had so many holes in it.

    2. User avater
      McDesign | Dec 14, 2007 02:58pm | #149

      < . . . none would admit to the crime even having presented with the poo stained said hair clip, seeing right then and there even Scotland yard could not solve this crime nor 6 hours of water boarding i admited defeat but since then have put secret marks on all hair clips.>

      Bobby, you're a poet - what a way with words!  Kinda' reminds me of Kahlil Gibran.  Also all lowercase like e.  e.  cummings.

      Forrest

      1. bobbys | Dec 14, 2007 07:33pm | #153

        tanks Mac foist i taught he was one of the muppets but i googled him and saw he was a amazing port with a lotta sayings i had herd before , Even John Lennon Q him with> Half of what i say is menseless but i say it just to reach you<<< Didnt say anything bout toothbrushes in toilets though, guess he never got around to the real meaning of life

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