Just heard many reports today regarding the CEO of HP who was fired today. The last report mentioned that one of her terms for being fired was a payout of $21 MILLION. Holy Crap! The Company doesn’t think you’re doing a good enough job so they give you millions and fire you? I didn’t think that’s what The Donald means when he says “You’re Fired.”
So, you all are hearing it here first. I am looking for a job as your CEO/ Boss. I have 20 years trade and management skills and experience. Great in the office and great on-site. I get along with Clients and Subs quite well. High-end, low-end; it makes no difference.
If/ When you fire me, I get $750K. No reason for firing needed.
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Frankie, when I fire you, it'll be a six-pack day. I'm drinking it, not you. ;-)
Can't help ya. My limit for fired CEO's is $350. You want to lower your fee? DanT