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must not know how to tie a load

notagain | Posted in Photo Gallery on October 24, 2006 01:09am

I took these pictures coming home tonight. Here’s someone with a couple of PT 2x’s sticking out of the passenger window of a Yukon. They were sticking out about 5′.

Talk about hugging the yellow line!

3rd pic is him taking a corner. Couldn’t quite get the shot……….hey, I had to drive too.

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  1. Planeman | Oct 24, 2006 01:20am | #1

    And isn't that why God invented the roof rack on such vehicles......

     

     

    Experienced, but still dangerous!
    1. rasconc | Oct 24, 2006 02:06am | #8

      That's what happens when you get those barn door Yukons instead of the lift gate. And cannot tie a knot for the roof rack.  A Darwin award contestant and someone you would like to introduce to officer Friendly.

      Is this the same person who bought the drywall and had the big box cut it into 4' pieces so she could get it in the SUV?  Then could not understand why the hanger wanted an upcharge and why the big box did not want to take it back.

      Edited 10/23/2006 7:09 pm ET by rasconc

      Edited 10/26/2006 12:49 pm ET by rasconc

  2. Mark | Oct 24, 2006 01:28am | #2

    You obviously mis-interpreted this person's intent.

    He wasn't bringing home lumber that he had just bought,  he was trying out his new invention... "The amazing new bicyclist remover"   by Ronco....

    " If I were a carpenter"
    1. Pierre1 | Oct 24, 2006 05:10am | #12

      The driver is ex-Navy...minesweeping. 

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    NickNukeEm | Oct 24, 2006 01:45am | #3

    I was looking at the first two shots, thinking that the area looks familiar.  Route 85, right? In Waterford/Oakdale?   And he's turning onto Chesterfireld Road from Rt 85, in Oakdale, right?  I live about four miles from that intersection.  Wild.  Unless there's another Ottos on the corner of Chesterfield road somewhere...

     

    "I am the master of my fate, I am the captain of my soul."  Invictus, by Henley.

    1. notagain | Oct 24, 2006 03:01am | #10

      That's it exactly................good eye

    2. kate | Oct 24, 2006 05:51am | #13

      You are right - I travel that road often. I'll sure be looking out for him...

  4. PatchogPhil | Oct 24, 2006 01:45am | #4

    Maybe he was on his way to a automobile joisting competition?

    I can picture that wood catching on a pole or tree and then it spins wacking the driver in the back of the head.  Would make for an interesting accident report.

     

    1. Piffin | Oct 24, 2006 01:55am | #6

      duck! 

       

      Welcome to the Taunton University of Knowledge FHB Campus at Breaktime. where ... Excellence is its own reward!

      1. seeyou | Oct 24, 2006 02:03am | #7

        That'll teach those joggers to stay on the sidewalk. 

        "Let's go to Memphis in the meantime, baby" - John Hiatt.

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  5. Piffin | Oct 24, 2006 01:47am | #5

    Imagine the WHACK in the back of the head that would give the driver it it ever hit something. extended end goes back 'till iyt hits the door post, then the inside end whams forward....lights out for the driver

     

     

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  6. sawduster | Oct 24, 2006 02:18am | #9

    Some years ago I was working on a Maybeck house at a four way stop intersection at La Loma and Buena Vista. Went out to get something from my truck, and all of a sudden I heard a truck screech. As I looked over all the lumber on a pickup's racks neatly slide into the intersection. Poor guy, would have helped, but the boss was waiting!

  7. jako17 | Oct 24, 2006 05:02am | #11

    So many bicycles so little time!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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    ProDek | Oct 24, 2006 06:55am | #14

    So that's the guy knocking down all the mailboxes?

    Can you zoom in on that plate?

    "Rather be a hammer than a nail"

    Bob

    1. stpatrick | Oct 26, 2006 08:00am | #15

       . . . so why are we assuming the driver is a "he" . . . . . . ?

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        ProDek | Oct 26, 2006 08:43am | #16

        Guy is informal for persons of either sex but this "person" could be found guilty of not only killing innocent people along the road but could face federal prosecution for attempting to dismantle mail boxes..........

         "Rather be a hammer than a nail"

        Bob

        1. Piffin | Oct 26, 2006 09:09am | #18

          Hey there, LOOK WHO'S BACK GUYS! 

           

          Welcome to the Taunton University of Knowledge FHB Campus at Breaktime. where ... Excellence is its own reward!

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            ProDek | Oct 26, 2006 06:23pm | #22

            LOL,

            Are you sure you don't mean "look who's back people?"

             

             "Rather be a hammer than a nail"

            Bob

      2. Piffin | Oct 26, 2006 09:08am | #17

        If the driver is a she, we have one heck of a case of #### envy going on here 

         

        Welcome to the Taunton University of Knowledge FHB Campus at Breaktime. where ... Excellence is its own reward!

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          dieselpig | Oct 26, 2006 12:39pm | #19

          Geez.... I feel so silly.  I never thought to load my truck up perpindicular.  Think of how much more stock I could carry.  I never knew.View Image

  9. Brian | Oct 26, 2006 06:07pm | #20

    12' dimensional lumber fits inside a Suburban quite readily - ends on the dashboard - just don't hit the brakes hard...

    are Yukons shorter?

     

    Treat every person you meet like you will know them the rest of your life - you just might!
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      boiler7904 | Oct 26, 2006 06:20pm | #21

      "are Yukons shorter?"

      Yes. By about 18" or so.

      Yukon XL is the current designation GMC uses for it's Chevy Suburban equivalent. 

  10. DougU | Oct 27, 2006 07:38am | #23

    I hope like hell no one is ridding there bicycle along the shouder of that road when this guy comes by!

    Doug

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