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1. 
   Rich_Watkins | Jan 18, 2002 05:45am | #1

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   Encroachment?

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   Pro-Dek | Jan 18, 2002 07:26am | #2

   *"Heavy Duty Storm Door"

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   Pro-Dek | Jan 18, 2002 07:29am | #3

   *"Let's move the piano"

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   jcallahan | Jan 18, 2002 07:31am | #4

   *"Built with an old Crapsman level"

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   Pro-Dek | Jan 18, 2002 07:39am | #5

   *"Slimfast! I don't need no stinkin Slimfast!"

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   Pro-Dek | Jan 18, 2002 07:44am | #6

   *"Keep your tools in the truck!"

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   Bill_Flather | Jan 18, 2002 04:06pm | #7

   *Primitive automatic door closer technology.

4. 
   Mike_Smith | Jan 18, 2002 04:12pm | #8

   *old friends...

5. 
   Mercer | Jan 18, 2002 09:25pm | #9

   *Excavator, gravel truck, landfill!!

6. 
   Barry_E | Jan 18, 2002 09:51pm | #10

   *Would you like to see my bedroom?

7. 
   Ken_Layfield | Jan 19, 2002 12:24am | #11

   *Doctor says I've got one leg longer than the other, go figure!

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   Mr.T | Jan 19, 2002 01:11am | #12

   *This looks like a job for C-4!

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   Steve_Joyce | Jan 19, 2002 01:25am | #13

   *Thank God they slowed the traffic down in front of the house (15mph), those speeders nearly blew the damn thing over.SJ

10. 
    Lisa_Long | Jan 19, 2002 01:36am | #14

    *Nevermind the tilt - who stole the roof?

11. 
    piffin_ | Jan 19, 2002 05:02am | #15

    *Haven't you guys ever seen a houseboat in a storm before?

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    Gunner_1750 | Jan 19, 2002 05:31am | #16

    *Freakin neighbors,I HATE EM!

13. 
    Luka_ | Jan 19, 2002 07:24am | #17

    *Martha, move back over to the middle of the couch. The syrup is running off my pancakes.

14. 
    Don_Papenburg | Jan 19, 2002 08:24am | #18

    *Aunt Tilly's been visiting again.

15. 
    Thomas_Cummings | Jan 19, 2002 02:09pm | #19

    *Quit pickin' on these folks........ at least they lean to the Right! ;>)

16. 
    Luka_ | Jan 19, 2002 02:20pm | #20

    *Depends on wheter yer inside the house looking out, or outside looking in.b : )

17. 
    Stan_Foster | Jan 19, 2002 03:51pm | #21

    *finally a house that my stairs will actually be level

18. 
    Pro-Dek | Jan 19, 2002 07:20pm | #22

    *"I told you we had Moles"

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    Pro-Dek | Jan 19, 2002 07:23pm | #23

    *"At least the toilet lid stays up!"

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    Ralph_Wicklund | Jan 20, 2002 07:53am | #24

    *"Plumb" means you hire a plumber. Right??

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    Gunner_1750 | Jan 20, 2002 09:52pm | #25

    *"I thought you said your cousin knew how to dig in a basement under a house?"

22. 
    Richard_Paddon | Jan 21, 2002 12:47pm | #26

    *Martha, this year having Thanksgiving dinner in the dinning room!Leaning Tower of Pissa currator Ricardo Paddoni "Nowa that'sa Italian !"Ok everybody, on the count of three, run to the north side of the house and stay there so that Uncle Bernie can open the cellar door !

23. 
    DanPat | Jan 22, 2002 09:01am | #27

    *"Boss! I think we need a new level"

24. 
    festus_ | Jan 22, 2002 04:56pm | #28

    *....Whew! coal bin all filled up for winter..... I warned you kids about running in the house!

25. 
    David_H._Polston | Jan 23, 2002 06:22am | #29

    *"I knew a crooked man, that had a crooked wife. They lived in a crooked house ... Hey! There it is!

26. 
    Pro-Dek | Jan 23, 2002 10:42pm | #30

    *"You have to STOP! stompin the mud off your shoes before commin in".

27. 
    DanPat | Jan 24, 2002 04:32am | #31

    *"Oops!"

28. 
    David_H._Polston | Jan 24, 2002 03:58pm | #32

    *"Darn global warming"

29. 
    Rein_Taul | Jan 28, 2002 06:21am | #33

    *A real picker-upper

30. 
    Shoeman_ | Jan 28, 2002 06:54pm | #34

    *yep, built it myself

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    Shoeman_ | Jan 28, 2002 06:58pm | #35

    *kinda a bear, wind was blowin real steady out of the north the whole time, thinkin bout throwing out that damned plumb bob and buying me one of dem der whatchamacallits, whiskey stick, prybar, plumb stick, you know the thingy with the little bubble in the water

32. 
    Bill_Richardson | Jan 29, 2002 12:10am | #36

    *Got any shims?

33. 
    Roger_Dumas | Jan 29, 2002 02:32am | #37

    *"Footings, schmootings! We don't need no stinkin' footings!"Or"As God is my witness I thought those pilings were pressure treated!"Or"Honey, what do you mean I'm not on the level?"Or "Honey, Happy Birthday! I had the porch lowered just like you wanted. What's that? You wanted your Porsche lowered? Uh-oh..."

34. 
    Roger_Dumas | Jan 29, 2002 03:39am | #38

    *"Honey, I feel really good about buying this house. I really think it'll give us a new slant on life!"or"Honey, what did the decorator mean when she said we should decorate it with a match?"orHoney, where are you? I took the viagra and have a woody that could lift the roof!"

35. 
    Coolflow_ | Jan 29, 2002 06:27am | #39

    *If shit rolls downhill, we should have an avalanche here...

36. 
    Coolflow_ | Jan 29, 2002 07:03am | #40

    *"Guess I shouldn't have used that speed limit sign to calibrate my transit"

37. 
    rob_dixon | Jan 31, 2002 05:48pm | #41

    *NOW I KNOW I'M DRUNK IT LOOKS UPRIGHT TO ME

38. 
    Astrid_Churchill | Feb 14, 2002 02:26am | #42

    *For Sale: Varied lengths of chair, table and sofa legs.