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Maw is outside hangin up the laundry, hears Paw in the kitchen. She walks in and says”Paw get out there and fix that there outhouse.” Paw says “awright Maw.” He walks out ,looks at it and yells back “MAW THERE HAIN’T NUTIN THE MATER WITH THIS OUTHOUSE!” Maw says “Is so, Stikyour head down the hole.” Paw says “I hain’t gonna stick my head down the hole” Maw says “Well you’re gonna hafta ifin your gonna fix the darnd thing.” So he reluctantly puts his head down the hole.WEll just a bit . Maw yells “NOW PULL YER HEAD OUT ‘O THE HOLE” Paw starts to pull his head out when he starts yelling”OWW **%@&!! OWW MAW MY BEARD IS STUCK INTHE CRACK O’THE SEAT BOARD!” Maw says “Aggervatin’ ain’t it?”
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Heard that one on a "Men from Maine" rad-e-o episode.
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Maw is outside hangin up the laundry, hears Paw in the kitchen. She walks in and says"Paw get out there and fix that there outhouse." Paw says "awright Maw." He walks out ,looks at it and yells back "MAW THERE HAIN'T NUTIN THE MATER WITH THIS OUTHOUSE!" Maw says "Is so, Stikyour head down the hole." Paw says "I hain't gonna stick my head down the hole" Maw says "Well you're gonna hafta ifin your gonna fix the darnd thing." So he reluctantly puts his head down the hole.WEll just a bit . Maw yells "NOW PULL YER HEAD OUT 'O THE HOLE" Paw starts to pull his head out when he starts yelling"OWW **%@&!! OWW MAW MY BEARD IS STUCK INTHE CRACK O'THE SEAT BOARD!" Maw says "Aggervatin' ain't it?"