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1. 
   willim | Jun 29, 2013 10:59pm | #1

   Thread Size for Craftsman Radial Arm Saw

   Actually, I can both count and measure . . . and I can spell too.

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   junkhound | Jun 30, 2013 08:56am | #2

   thin wye dud ewe half two ass duh sighs ?

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   calvin | Jun 30, 2013 09:11am | #3

   jeezus

   even I can't read what you just wrote.

   Speak english.

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   junkhound | Jun 30, 2013 10:16am | #4

   thin wye dud ewe half two [JOBSITE WORD] duh sighs ?

   thought it was obvious, BTW, even ran spell checker on it and it said it was OK?

   then (thin) why  (wye) did  (dud) you  (ewe)  have (half) to (two) ask [a$$] the (duh)  size (sighs) ?

   Cal, read this one for laffs:

   Eye Halve a Spelling Chequer

   Sauce Unknown

   I have a spelling checker.

   It came with my pea sea.

   It plane lee marks four my revue

   Miss steaks aye can knot sea.

   Eye ran this poem threw it,

   Your sure reel glad two no.

   Its vary polished in it's weigh.

   My checker tolled me sew.

   A checker is a bless sing,

   It freeze yew lodes of thyme.

   It helps me right awl stiles two reed,

   And aides me when I rime.

   Each frays come posed up on my screen

   eye trussed too bee a joule.

   The checker pours o'er every word

   To cheque sum spelling rule.

   Bee fore a veiling checker's Hour

   spelling mite decline,

   And if we're lacks oar have a laps,

   We wood bee maid too wine.

   Butt now bee cause my spelling

   Is checked with such grate flair,

   Their are no fault's with in my cite,

   Of nun eye am a ware.

   Now spelling does knot phase me,

   It does knot bring a tier.

   My pay purrs awl due glad den

   With wrapped word's fare as hear.

   To rite with care is quite a feet

   Of witch won should be proud,

   And wee mussed dew the best wee can,

   Sew flaw's are knot aloud.

   Sow ewe can sea why aye dew prays,

   Such soft wear four pea seas,

   And why eye brake in two averse

   Buy righting too pleas.

   Sauce Unknown

   originally composed by Dr. Jerrold H. Zar[15] in 1991, assisted by Mark Eckman

1. 
   calvin | Jun 30, 2013 10:24am | #5

   me.............

   I'm more of a hooked on phonics guy...............and oddly, it ends up almost spelled correctly.

   go figure

2. 
   DanH | Jun 30, 2013 04:32pm | #6

   You misspelled "eye".

   You misspelled "eye".