Alright, our beloved BREADMAN just fried himself. Now we need another bread machine. Knowing that there are many not being used and just collecting dust in homes I’ll make an offer.
We’ll pay up to $5 for a machine plus shipping. It’s gotta work. I know that $5 is a lot to pay for that curio taking up all that space in your kitchen/pantry/cabinet/deep storage but here’s a legitimate chance to send your neglected machine off to a good home where it will be used and appreciated.
Any takers?
Lee
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oh you mean those machines that make that spongy blocks of flour. You call that bread?
I would send you mind but she got upset when I mentioned it. Sorry. <G>
I would send you mine, but I promised myself I would use it again next year.
The heck, you say?
So..., what? Are you guys thinking the five bucks is too much?How about if I tell you I give it freely, that I actually would consider it a favor?How about I promise you a quicker trip through the pearly gates?75 virgins?Peace and happiness?You'll get laid every night for a week or I'll send it back (postage due).Jeez, what's it gonna take here?
I'll send you two real nice bread machines, shipping included for just one virgin.